there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
she walked up to me in the hallway and said “I saw your text post”
tips on talking to me when I’m pissed off
setting blurred lines as ur alarm so u wake up every morning with more ambition to smash the patriarchy than the snooze button
do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you
Alternate Universes are pure gold
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
Did they just wall of death on the equator?
I tried so hard not to reblog this. But it was just so amazing I had to.
someone wall of death with me at the equator
Favorite thing ever
Man crush monday
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
you know what the stupidest award is
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
Hannah Montana reference anyone
I freakin love photoshop